you wanted a shout...

I just received this Voicemail from a friend. It seems like he's pissed about a lack of mention of him on this site. Well, here ya' go fuck-o.

What follows is as close to a transcript as I can put together right now.

Punctuation and the inflection in his voice may be a bit off. It's difficult to accurately depict slurred words on a keyboard....but you should get the idea.

In the interest of anonymity I've left out the names. If you know me or him, it's probably not hard to figure it out. So here are...you'll be hearing a lot about this guy. Sorry for leaving him out so far.

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Bitch stop lyin’!!!

Hey mutherfucker this is *** .
Uh…I’m in DC and uh, I’m calling because uh, I just read your motherfucking web log and
I noticed a… I noticed a serious lack of comments about *** or anyone who even resembles me. And I’m wondering, you know, am I not that much a part of your life that that I don’t get on the fucking blog?… You know?

I’m in DC right now, I’m flat out fucking dominating this town. As usual.
I mean It’s fuckin’ Thursday and (girlfriend) and I are drunker than a couple of gunfighters, about to kill people and shit; And I mean your blog is fucking silent and shit. You’re probably just sleeping and shit. I’m telling you to call us fool. I’m serious, I’m serious.

Call us fool. Ha ha, seriously man. We’re out of control and you’re over there like… let’s see like a… like a fucking Eskimo in an igloo. That’s bullshit. I mean give us a fuckin call. I mean honestly you’re a fucking joke.

I’m over here, I’m fucking walking through uh, DC and shit. It’s like I own this town which I clearly do. Fucking clearly I do. I mean, clearly. Bought fuckin’ sold and paid for. Yeah, right on dude, seriously Serious.

I mean uh, I’m fucking killing people and shit and you over there, you don’t even have the fucking gravitas to fucking give me a shout out on your mutherfucking weblog.

I mean, what the fuck dude? I mean honestly, what the fuck? What the fuck…That is all I can say.

Hey,… give me a shout. Give me a mutherfucking shout. That’s all I’m saying, just give me a shout.
Dude, I don’t give a fuck about your job or your phone conversation. Who you know or where you been or who the fuck you been on vacation with.

Just give my monkey ass a shout. That’s all. Other than that just keep it real. Adios